わー、仕事が忙しくなって情報発信をなまけております。
忙しくても合間を見てできないことはないのですが（じゃ、やれよ！）、
役立つ情報を出したいと（どこが！）思うとどうも躊躇してしまいます。
と、紙面をかせいだところで、急場しのぎにCar Talkから2つほど小ネタを紹介します。
最初は、既婚者ジョークというやつです。
What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
You forget it once.
こういうの大好きです。言いやすいし。
次は本当かいなという視聴者からの投稿です。
司会者A:Here is the most distractive driving behavior reported by a listener.
“I stopped at a light. I dared to glance in my rear view mirror. A woman in a mini-van
behind me was vigorously brushing her teeth! When the light changed, she opened her
window and spat!
And when I spotted her again, she was still brushing and rolling down the window and spitting.
The next time I looked, she was gargling. Finally, after spitting out mouth-wash, she began -
you are ready for this? - to eat her breakfast!”
司会者B：Oh my God, why do they allow this stuff? They should take her license away!
司会者A:No, what the listener wants to know is why she brushed teeth before she ate
her breakfast, instead of waiting until after ……
「そこかよ！」という落ちですね。
